var reviewsticker=new Array()
reviewsticker[0]='"It warrants an immediate 2nd reading!"'
reviewsticker[1]='"Hilarious"'
reviewsticker[2]='"Thanks for all your anecdotes!"'
reviewsticker[3]='"Honest, inspiring, practical"'
reviewsticker[4]='"I want to be you!"'


var sayingticker=new Array()
sayingticker[0]='"I only speak truth my child."'
sayingticker[1]='"You sound like an idiot."'
sayingticker[2]='"What? Did you just graduate idiot school?"'
sayingticker[3]='"Did you come up with that moronic idea all by yourself?"'
sayingticker[4]='"Were you intoxicated when you did that?"'
sayingticker[5]='"You should take lessons from the Velveteen Rabbit."'